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NISHIKIDO RYO PIMP POST
Today is Ryo-chan’s birthday and as he’s my favorite person ever, I decided to make a special pimp post for him. I don’t think one exists, so. :D
Here we go then!

Nishikido Ryo. 24. Born November 3rd, 1984. Member of NewS and Kanjani8.
Nicknames: Ryo-chan, Dokkun (by Yokoyama Yuu), Nishiki (by Ninomiya Kazunari)
Family/Friends: Parents, two older brothers, younger sister. Closest friends are Yamashita Tomohisa, Akanishi Jin, Uchi Hiroki, Ohkura Tadayoshi, and among senpais talks to Matsumoto Jun most.
This was Ryo:

Cute yeah? By the way, no one’s really sure if he’s 10 or 15. Why? Because for most of his life Ryo was a little tiny person.
Like this:

He’s that little one in the middle. Yes. Up until he was around 15 he was pretty much that tall. <3
He was really cute. He “debuted” with Higashiyama Noriyuki (?), a JE daisempai and sang the song Secret Agent Man on Music Station:
Secret Agent Man :: MU | MF
Ryo was just, really really cute. Need more proof?
Johnny’s Junior in Hawaii, Can Do Can Go PV 1998 :: MU
rarr; where there’s a lot of random Arashi members, Takki and Yoko, but just look for the smallest kid there, and its Ryo.
Sugao3 Concert from 2000/2001, can’t remember. Part 1 | Part 2 | Juniors concert with Tackey and Tsubasa main, but a lot of 4TOPS, Ryo with Subaru, Yoko, and Hina, and bits of chibi KAT-TUN. Unbelieveably cute.
Orange juice trick :: MF | In which Yamapi does this trick with Orange juice, and Ryo’s just there with him looking very little and cute and playing with a ring on his finger that coincidentally Yamapi’s wearing as well (on the same finger, no less XD). Younger Tsubasa and Hina in there too. XD
Ryo’s worst date :: MU
Ryo riding a horse :: MF
Ryo saying itai (no idea what this clip is about other than that. >.>) :: MF
Byebye drama :: MF
Ryo on an old show called Samurai7 with other K8 boys :: ”>link
Ryo and Hina clip :: link
Then. Then he wowed the world by becoming this.

And this:

and this:

Okay. So Ryo is really hot.
What. You need videos too? Okay, okay.
Exhibit A. Ai igai no nandemo nai; 2005 Kanjani8 SPIRITS Concert.
In which Ryo makes all of his fans drop dead by displaying one of the hottest strip-tease performances ever.
Ai igai no nandemo nai (subbed by BNS) :: MU | MF
Exhibit B. Race; 2006 Kanjani8 HEAT UP Concert. This was my first ever video of just Ryo and it made me his fan unconditionally (
Race :: MU | MF
Exhibit C. TORN; 2008 Kanjani8 Concert; Duet with fellow Kanjani8 member Ohkura Tadayoshi. The song is named after them too Tadayoshi Ohkura Ryo Nishikido (get it?), but no one's sure yet if they wrote it or not. I'm hoping yes, because that'd be awesome. :D
Torn :: MF
Okay, so now you know what he looks like and that, well, Ryo’s hot. Ryo’s a bit of a complex person, though. Some people think he’s a bit of an asshole. Which, well, he is. He’s known for being snarky in his remarks, having what people say a “poison tongue.”
Evidence of this is in these clips:
Ryo vs. Ueda :: Battle 1 | Battle 2
Ryo and Ueda Tatsuya of KAT-TUN got into a bit of tussle shall we say. It’s speculated that the jimusho told them to, but no one knows for sure. They later “formally” apologized on Shokura here:
Ryo/Ueda Letter Exchange :: MU
Apparently they’re friends now. But no one knows for sure.
He’s been known to tell members of NewS to cut their hair (Yamapi and Shige), has apparently sent a mail to all of JE saying they needed to dye their hair because it clashed with his black hair, and in general says rude things. But he’s rude because he cares. If he hated you, he’d probably just ignore you. :)
Another clip of Ryo being “mean”:
Ryo tries to catch a frisbee and yells at the audience :: MF
And no worries. Ryo totally knows he’s mean. Cue the infamous hat:

But Ryo’s not all mean. In fact, he’s really shy and caring.
Don’t believe me?
Exhibit A:
Ryo and Toda Erika on Ousama no Brunch :: MF
In which he says he cannot talk to girls. Or at least Toda Erika. The boy so has a crush. <3
Exhibit B:
Ryo fanboys Leah Dizon :: MU
Leah Dizon (back when she was single and not pregnant) was on SukaJ with Ryo, Ohkura, and Yokoyama Yuu of Kanjani8. Ryo’s probably the cutest fanboy ever. <3 Don’t deny it.
Exhibit C:
Where Ryo gets asked by a young fan why he talks with such a rough voice, and his reply is just precious. ♥
MF
Exhibit D:
Ryo’s date with Haruna :: MU
Exhibit E:
Ryo’s Part of Kanjani8’s Neoki Dokkiri :: MF
Exhibit F:
Ryo’s essay from Kanjani8’s 47 Tour Photobook. It’s really lovely and very much Ryo. Made me cry when I first read it, but I’m a sap, so. >.>
Exhibit G:
Ryo (and Uchi) with a baby :: link. A;lskdjl So cute. ♥♥♥ I want this man to be the father of my children. He’d be so lovely~ ♥
Exhibit H:
Ryo blows a kiss for a fan :: link.
Ryo’s also an amazing performer. He’s good at dancing, singing, and plays the guitar, and has written a few of his solos. Here are some more solos/duets of his:
Tsuyoki Kokoro de ike (SC 2006) :: MU | MF
code (NewS Concert 2007) :: MU | MF
stereo (Kanjani8 47 Concert 2007) :: MF
Potential (Fancam from Kanjani8 Winter Concerts 2006) :: MF
Ai no Katamari (with Akanishi Jin) :: MU | MF
First Love (fancam from Kanjani8 47 Concert 2007) :: MU | MF
care (fancam from Kanjani8 47 Concert 2007, where he steals Jin’s solo, lol) :: MF
Konayuki (Remioromen’s song, fancam from Kanjani8 47 Concert 2007) :: MF
Heavenly Psycho (by himself from Kanjani8 47 Concert 2007) :: link

Ryo loves his guitar. I love Ryo with his guitar, so here are other clips where he plays it:
Kanjani8 – BJ :: MF
Kanjani8 – FUKA-FUKA LOVE THE EARTH :: MF
Kanjani8 – Eden :: MF
On top of all of that, he can act, and he’s good at it.
Most famous dramas:
1 Litre of Tears
Ganbatte Ikimasshoi
Attention Please
Last Friends
Ryusei no Kizuna
Ryo’s also so amazing he’s had his own solo concert and was one of the first in JE to do so.
Solo Concert Fancam 2006 :: Part 1 | Part 2
He’s also kind of a slut. >.> Picture proof!
Other must-watch Ryo videos:
Mr. X on Shounen Club :: MF
Romantic Date, Kanjani8 and KAT-TUN :: MF
Itoko Cha Cha Cha :: MF
Ryo and Uchi almost kiss :: MF
Ryo learning backflips :: MF
Archery Clip (can’t remember the name of the show, but he was on to promote 1LOT) :: MF
Ryo on Yoko and Hina’s Recommen :: MF
Ryo getting a stripper lesson :: MF
Ryo gets molested by old men :: MF
Where Ryo talks about his weight loss :: MF
Ryo’s Hanamaru Cafe :: link (I tried uploading this myself twice but MU kept dying on me, so. :\)
Ryo winks cutely :: link
Ryo and Uchi crazy smiles :: link
Ryo’s ideal date :: link
Ryo sings Cherish at DreamBoys (fancam, with Kame and Koki in the background) :: link
Ryo gives Yamapi a massage :: link
Kanjani8 Love Simulation Game :: MU
Kanjani8 Who’s the hatoko Clip :: MF
NewS Christmas Love Confessions :: MF
.rar file of all Ryo pictures :: MU
This is probably the most messy folder of pics ever. I’m sorry, but I was too lazy to make it pretty. A lot of the recent scans might be missing too.
Credits:
boys_paper, news_jpop, ryopilover, yamaperfection, ryo_watch, ryuseinokizuna, kanjani8, jfansubs, newshfan, random sites off google. I cannot remember every place, but if there's something that's yours and you want credit, do let me know, I'll definitely add it.
Thanks to the original uploaders and subbers! ♥ I take no credit for any of these videos.
My sappy birthday message:
Ryo, you are an amazing and wonderful person, my favorite JE boy for so many reasons, and I love you lots. I hope that you have a fantastic birthday and wish you the very best for this next year. You're talented and deep and all-around perfect and I think you deserve the best. No matter what, I will always be supporting you, and I hope that someday soon I'll be able to see you for myself.
Happy Birthday, Ryo! Have a lovely day, baby. ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Anyway, that's all. :D Hope everyone enjoyed this. I know there are some good clips probably missing, but I got lazy. >.> Sorry, Ryo. Link your friends and spread the Ryo love! ♥ :D
jubilant